bring her down a few notches...but again she also remembered my birthday and bought me a "wirgin wool dwess", a beautiful thing which I wore to the party. Would I have the heart to point out her defects? (which are many?) Definitely not. Add besides she's a doll. You know what she did when someone stole Kathy's precious TV possessions from her car which she had parked on Broadway and 104th St.? (A big suitcase containing a complete wardrobe, plus a terrific camera, and all her pictures.) Lili, pro- ceeded then to quietly donate to Kathy all the Kathy pix she had plus an album to start a new collection. This will give you an idea of the many defects our Lili has.

Let's

I could go on, and on, and on without finding a TV I could nail down. So that leaves only two TV's to pick on...one is Virginia... Trouble is she's been the target of critics so often that I would be acc- ussed of lacking originality and besides, I like seeing this column in the pages of Transvestia...so I'd better take a look at the last TV left: me. see if I can criticize Susanna...rip her apart...Here she is poking cracks at everybody while she is safely hidden from other columnists who are yet to appear in the horizon...On the other hand she is not so "safely" hidden. I recall reading in another TV publication, delightful tidbits about Susanna's "standoffish attitude" with the inevitable implicat- ions that I am snobbish, vain, non-cooperative, etc. I admit to one tag: "vain". Yes, I certainly am. I adore flattery and I usually feel I deserve it and I feel utterly demolished when some catty TV will call attention to the fact that some veins are beg- inning to show in my right leg, or that my nose is too big, or that my voice is not as soft as I think it is. The rats! (And the horrible part of it all is that they are right, but I just won't admit it to anyone, not even myself.)

Now you know the secret. If you wish to avoid nasty remarks from yours truly just keep telling me

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